Monday, September 17, 2012
I´m gonna get straight to the most exciting part of the week which was that my companion and I had some baptisms on Saturday! I´m not sure why, but for some reason 2 of the 3 of them wanted me to do the actual baptism even though I´ve only said like 10 words to them. I baptised the oldest kid who is 12 and the youngest one who is 8. My companion baptised the gordito who is 10. Having some baptisms was awesome and I hope that it´s an experience that I get to enjoy many times.
Speaking of gordito, apparently in Latin America, it´s not rude to call someone fat. People refer to those of the chunkier persuasion as a gordito all the time, often times to their face. I find it a little bit comical, but at the same time I kinda like it. It´s way better that how in America we try to avoid offending somebody. Here, its just like: they´re fat and everyone knows it, so you might as well say it.
The Spanish is coming along and my stomach is feeling better. Every time that I tell a member that I am from Utah they say, "la fabrica" which to loosely quote Taledega Nights means, "the fabrica". What it actually means is the factory which is funny because they are saying that Utah is a missionary factory.
[Editor's note: the pictures Jack has sent since he's been in Bolivia won't open on my computer. They have no ".xxx" file extension and just say "file" under file type. Hopefully I will get usable versions of his pictures soon, because the descriptions he sent below seem very entertaining.]
I feel like the "niple canter" photo needs a little explanation. There´s a store here called "niple center" that sells hose fittings and such. I thought it was funny, so I took a picture. That´s basically it.
In another photo is Optimus Prime made out of crap. I thought it was cool, so once again, I took a picture.
In the photo with me wearing random tratitional stuff, a member had a bunch of random traditional Bolivian stuff, so my companion and I donned the stuff and took some pics.
I have so much more that I wish I could write, but sadly, there´s no time, so until next week,